Ten Reasons You Should Have Muul In Your Life
- It will increase your net worth. Don’t ask. Just believe.
- We taste better than mushroom coffee. (Mushroom coffee tastes like poo.)
- Far less acidity than regular coffee - muul is smooth but still gots KICK.
- You can tell your grandma you’re drinking ‘muul’ and she will respond with, ‘kids these days’.
- Health benefits of both coffee and tea - detoxify your gut with peppermint while stimulating your senses. At. the. Same. Time. Buy pep choc now.
- Board the gravy train!! (Realize the gravy is not vegan. Get off train.)
- The aroma is an orgasm for your nose.
- You can order muul right to your door. Unlike Starbucks which makes you WALK to its locations. Ew.
- Muul gives your wings. And tails. Like what can you not do with a tail these days?
- You should support female entrepreneurs. CUZ WOMEN.
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