How To Host A Muul Tasting At Home

Step 1) Get a monocle. 

Step 2) Invite people named ‘Xavier’ and ‘Fairweather’ 

Step 3) Express your distaste of neo gothic architecture

Step 4) Get a home

Step 5) Realize you live in Toronto and can’t afford one 

Step 6) Weep

Step 7) Save your tears in a basin (you will need to drink them in a decade when the climate wars break out) 

Step 8) Choose to ignore all facts and oncoming streetcars - they can wait

Step 9) Watch ‘Lohan’s Beach Club’

Step 10) Drink muul & be freeeeeeee



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